
Well I wasn't willing to spend another second not falling down a mountain. But I'd lost an ENTIRE DAY of my vacation without any skiing! I can wait up to a whole minute for this website to load before throwing my computer on the floor and screaming, and I've waited hours in restaurants for my food to arrive before throwing my computer at the waiter and screaming. I woke up shortly before the resort was due to open, and snuck out. I slept like a baby, a baby who was having vivid nightmares about an apartment owner screaming them awake and demanding they leave before they call the police. I didn't see anyone asking for payment and frankly I was too tired to care. Finally! The door was wide open, as was one to a cosy room with a lovely double bed. Leaving Dave's shop one unhappy customer, I saw a building marked 'apartments'. I decided this wasn't the career path for me and that it was time to move on to another part of the resort.
#Minecraft island resort map full#
Maybe I should become a chairlift operator full time? But then I considered how many angry skiiers were probably limping up to the complaints booth to find out where I lived. Maybe they mean a 'Perfect!' hit?Īs my timing improved, so did my bank balance. This wasn't all my fault - even attempts the game calls 'Perfect!' still show the villager getting hit with the chairlift. I made a surprising amount of money, considering I didn't once manage to successfully get a villager in a chairlift.


If you didn't time pressing the 'spawn chairlift' button and the passing of the villager perfectly, then the chairlift would just smack into the villager, knocking them down into the filthy snow, before heading up the mountain without them.

Before I go into detail about how well I did at this job, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to all those skiers I crippled.
